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BLUE JAZ SUCKS.

No beach resort has ever treated me like a crushed tin can that’s being kicked on the streets.

I swear puputok na ang atrial chambers ko sa galit. This Blue Jaz Beach Resort in Samal Island is a new resort. So, kami naman ng friends ko, excited pumunta dun. Their place sounds fun just by the stories I’ve heard from my sources. So far, di pa naman ako nakarinig ng negative feedback sa kanila. So we went there awhile ago. We really enjoyed there until everything turned out wrong..

When we went there, we asked the front desk about their water sport. May friend na kasi akong nakapunta dun and sabi niya may water tubing thingy na water sport and we are excited to try it ourselves. Pero my God, when we went there to inquire, ang sabi samin nung front desk..

“KAYO DAPAT MAG-CONTACT. KASI DI SAMIN YUNG WATER SPORT, SA WIND AND WAVE”.

With what the crew said, na-shock ko. I mean, customer kami tapos kami pa ang cocontact sa WIND AND WAVE?! So dahil chill pa kami, we decided to borrow their landline and kami na lang ang tumawag. Pero nobody’s answering the phone so we decided to call them later ang tried the slides.

Okay naman yung slides nila. Water slide raw.. pero sobrang literal. but it was fun anyway. I think yun lang ang thing na nagustuhan ko dun sa resort. Afterwards, hungy na kami and it was nearly lunch time. So we went back to the front desk and tried to contact the Wind and Wave again and asked the crew to give us the menu. My God, hindi kami pinansin! We were like stupid people there waiting for nothing. Mas inuna pa nila yung bagong dating na mga matatanda na na medyo sosyal ang dating. I was really pissed off na kasi ang judgemental naman ng mga crew nila.

We may be teenagers but we sure have a lot of dough with us that time. Tingin nila wala kaming pera pambayad? Kahit doblehin pa namin bayad ang entrance fee nila, walang problema. Saka pa kami binigyan ng menu nung nagalit na ako kasi di kami pinansin.

After nun, nobody would even care to get our orders! So sobrang galit na talaga ako kasi hindi talaga kami pinapansin na parang as if di kami nagbayad! Err. Then may lumapit na na waiter who was really really RUDE. AS in R-U-D-E and wala naman kaming ginawa sa kanya ah. After nun, my friend asked him..

“KUYA, IKAW MAG-TAKE NG ORDERS NAMIN?”
sabi naman nung GG na waiter..
“PWEDE RIN…”

What the.. “PWEDE RIN?!”.. Umabot na sa boiling point ang dugo ko. Sobrang sarap na ihampas ang tray sa mukha niya. But I’m educated, so i didn’t do it. Then we asked if we could bring the menu sa beachfront kasi the yaya of my friend is there and we have to let her see the menu so that she could decide kung anong gusto niya kanin..
alam niyo anong sabi ng waiter??

“PWEDE DITO NA LANG?”

So, sila pa ang customers ngayon?! Kami pa ang utusan?! WTF. FTW. ERR.

After nun, we told the waiter to go down kasi we really have to bring the menu sa beachfront and I DONT CARE kung galit man yung taong yun. Binayaran namin yun. Wala siyang karapatan ganunin kami.

And I almost forgot something.. We decided to wear sleeveless tops sa beach because baka itchy and dirty yung water and after that, my friends took a shower and dipped in the pool, afterwards, sinita sila kasi naka-sleeveless raw sila ang bawal raw. So naintindihan namin yun kasi it might be part of the policy.. But when we were going back to our table, may nakita kaming mga babae sa pool na naka-sleeveless na grey ang red, so siyempre, umabot nanaman sa boiling point yung dugo ng lola niyo.. Ayun, kinausap ko yung crew na naglalakad sa may pool area and told him..

“Kuya, diba bawal mag-sleeveless sa pool?

he said, “Oo maam, bawal gaya ng suot niyo”.

sabi ko naman, “Eh bakit may mga babae sa pool ngayon na naka-sleeveless and hindi niyo sinisita pero bakit kami sinita niyo?”

sabi niya, “Sige maam, sisitahin ko sila mamaya”.

sabi ko, “Dapat lang kasi kami sinita niyo rin, ang daya niyo..”

at alam niyo sabi niya? *in a PADABOG TONE*

“Maligo na lang kayo maam! wag na maraming angal!”

PWEDE NA BA AKONG MAG-MURA?!!!! SHET.

So hindi na talaga kami nakatiis. As in..

So we requested or maybe demanded for a transfer sa Paradise Beach Resort which was only one beach resort away. Kung pro swimmers lang sana kami, nilangoy na talaga naming lahat. As in super lapit lang talaga but they charged us 150 pesos for that. Ugh. Kainis diba? Pero ok lang. Atleast hindi kami mag-susuffer dun noh. That place was like hell.

And the front desk murdered my friend’s name.. SUS GINOO!

Bottomline? Don’t go there.

I mean, I think mababait lang sila dun sa mga professional looking na mga customers. They expect us to look very professional? Heller. We’re teenagers having fun. Akala siguro nila wala kaming pera kaya ganun trato nila sa amin?! Ang kakapal ng mga mukha nila. Excuse me lang but we got dough. Kahit doblehin pa namin bayad ng entrance nila.

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December 30, 2008 at 2:54 pm 15 comments

Utot lang

PROOOT PROOT PROOOT.

Masyado nang malapit ang pasko. Namili na nga ako ng mga regalo eh. Lahat na ata ng tao nakikinabang sa christmas sale kahit na yung mga hindi naman nag-cecelebrate ng pasko. LOL. Teka.. Alam ko na anong bumabagabag sa isipan mo.. Anong konek ng content ng blog ko sa title..

Taga-Davao kasi ako. Sikat ang Davao ng dahil sa DDS at MILF, pero mga chong.. walang barilan dito sa Davao, maliban na lang siguro sa mga trying hard na CRIPS at BLOODS “kuno” na nagpapatayan sa autoshop compound. Sikat rin ang Davao kapag pasko, dahil dito sa Davao, bawal ang paputok.. kaya.. UTOT na lang ang ginagamit para mag-ingay. Hehe. Di ah. Biro lang. Pero, seryoso, bawal paputok dito. Kung bakit? Tanong niyo kay Mayor Duterte. 🙂

Kidding aside, wala naman akong violent reaction sa NO FIREWORKS policy dito sa Davao. Okay rin naman kasi para naman di mabawasan yung mga daliri ng mga ka-Dabawenyo ko. Isa pa, iwas disgrasya na rin. Mas mahal magpa-ospital kesa bumili ng sandamakmak na fireworks. 🙂

Ay, siya nga pala. Merry Christmas sa inyo! 🙂 Nood na lang ako fireworks display sa tv.

December 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm 2 comments


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