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July 19, 2008 at 6:12 pm 1 comment

 YAYANIGIN DAW NG LINDOL ANG PINAS? KAPON DAPAT YUN AH.. PERO WALA NAMAN.

Well, this might be very very familiar…

Uncanny Prophesy: What will happen to the world and to the Philippines at 2008

Mr. Juseleeno Nobulega DaRoose is Brazilian, born in 1960, 47 years old now, his occupation is a teacher, he is a normal citizen, having a very poor life with his wife and kids. All the events which Mr. Juselleno predicted had clear indication of the year, month date of the disasters, incase any third party wants to confirm the facticity of his prophesy, Mr. Juselleno always put the story which he predicted to the notarization office or post office for the approval.

Somebody asked him, how old did he start the prophesy dream, he answered: 9 years old, from 1969, he dreamed 3 events a day, sometimes 9 events, the times he dreamed is different every day. He said all the prophesy dreams were automatically in his dream. When Mr. Juseleeno was 19 years old, he met the famous Brazilian prophesy Saint Mr. Franciscoshabiz , after that the worldwide disaster events were increased in his prophesy dream. Mr. Franciscoshabiz was two times the candidate for the Nobel Prize, he is a very famous differential functional person, at the same time he is also the Charitarian. The events which Mr. Juseleeno predicted are already more than 80000, firstly let’s look at below a few big worldwide events and huge disaster from his prophesy.

July 18, 2008 – Philippines will get 8.1 earthquake, thousands of people will die.

PLS. LET US BE ALERT AND MARK THIS DATE JULY 18, 2008, FRIDAY. LET’S BE PREPARED,
AND

LET US ALL PRAY THAT THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN TO US.

IF POSSIBLE: PLS. DON’T GO TO WORK ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH OFFICE LOCATED IN HIGH PLACES, BUILDINGS, CONDOS AND MALLS.

NOTHING TO LOSE IN THIS KIND OF REMINDER. MAYBE, THIS IS GOD’S WAY TO SAVE YOU, YOUR FAMILY , YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR OFFICEMATES OR LESSEN CASUALTIES.

LET’S ALL PRAY AND MARK THIS DATE.

PLS. FORWARD TO ALL YOUR CONTACT LIST TO WARN YOUR RELATIVES, FRIENDS AND YOUR LOVED ONES AND ALL PEOPLE LIVING IN THE PHILIPPINES .

AGAIN: REMEMBER JULY 18, 2008 V HAVE AN ALARM ON THIS DATE.

 

Yeah right. I guess every pinoy knows this issue. Nung una kong nabasa at nabalitaan ito, the only reaction that I did was to roll my eyes. I’m like… OKAY. Parang kagaya lang ito ng dati. Sabi nila, END OF THE WORLD NA SA 2000, END OF THE WORLD NA SA 06/06/06 or 07/07/07.. blah. blah. blah. Lumipas na lang yung mga dates na yun, pero bat buhay parin tayo hanggang ngayon? Ang pathetic naman ng mga chain messages na yan. Sige.. Ipagpalagay na lang natin na talagang lumindol nga sa Pilipinas kahapon. Siguro lumindol, but not literally. And here’s why:

  • Kasi nag-price hike ang gasolina.
  • Tumaas na ang minumum fare.
  • Mahal na ang mga bilihin dahil sa bagyong Helen.
  • Yumanig ang bank account ng mga korupt na politicians sa sobrang daming perang nakurakot.

 

 

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1 Comment Add your own

  • 1. MAOEY  |  July 19, 2008 at 10:45 pm

    sabi nga ng friend ko, “lahat nalang tumataas maliban ang height ni gma.” nyahahahaha~

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